darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

  • Me, age 13: Um, no, I'm not a 'furry' call it 'anthro' -please-. I don't associate with smelly nerds and perverts. Can't you tell from the "ANTI-FURRY PORN" button on my deviantart journal? Also, I type like this.
  • Me, my 20s: who awnts THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING YIFF

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

chemdivision:

why aren’t we talking about this?

chemdivision:

why aren’t we talking about this?

posted 1 day ago via ti-redeyes · © wifiey with 37,682 notes

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

image

stratoc:

i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well

  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

thewicked-eternity